Every Tuesday night, Daddy has 4 or 5 buddies over for poker.  They play in the basement, where Dad has a big screen TV set up, and they watch pornos and joke and smoke and I bring down the beers and pizza.

Well, last night Daddy was doing bad.  He was just about broke when he got a full house, Aces over Jacks.  I don’t know much about poker, but apparently that is a really good hand.  The guy who had been winning all night also seems to have had a good hand, so he and my Daddy kept raising each other higher and higher.  Finally, the other man told my Daddy he knew Daddy didn’t have enough to pay.  Daddy was pissed, because this guy had all his money and, well, Daddy was drunk.  So, Daddy said “Fine, you go all in against my daughter!”

Well, that made the guy smile, and he said OK, and turned over something called a flush straight?  Six through 10, all hearts.  I don’t know much about poker, but I do know that when Daddy puts me up for the bet, I am the one who pays.  I wish Daddy would play a different game, or get friends who know how to fuck better!